I’m so not happy right now
If I ever meet joss. I will first hug him. The slap him for every time he has done something that hurts my heart.
Like coulson or Skye.
I can’t handle this
And now there is another hiatus.
Yes good we like this Coulson fellow.
Aw, you really liked him that well? Gee, sorr--
COULSON!!!! COOUULLSSSOOONNNN NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Yeah, what she said.
Heeeeey, we can use this to our advantage...
#COULSONLIVES #COULSONLIVES #COULSONLIVES #COULSONLIVES #COULSONLIVES #COULSONLIVES
Yes! Coulson lives!
WEEEEEE DIIIIIIDDD IIIIITT!! *and there was much rejoicing*
*emerges cackling from the shadowy depths of Whedonhood whence the screams of tortured fans can be heard echoing off the cold stone walls of the dreaded Writer's Room*
Wait... he's a Whedon.
But it's okay! He's not Joss! He won't hurt us like Joss!
YEAH HE DOES B*TCH!
OMG WHAT'S TAHITI?
IT'S A MAGICAL PLACE!
SO MAGICAL VERY PLACE WOW SO TAHITI
I don't know what's actually going on here but it's definitely not Tahiti
So you wanna know what's really up with Tahiti?
TOO BAD WAIT TILL AFTER CHRISTMAS HERE HAVE A CLIFFHANGER
You better not kill Coulson again you sonuvabilgesnipe.
FRICK WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CELLIST FEELS
OMG WHAT IS THAT THING GET IT OFF HIM IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE MATRIX DON'T TOUCH HIM
Yep, that's Tahiti
LET ME DIE
LET HIM DIE
Jed what did you do now they want him to die
WHAT DID YOU DO
High five, bro.